I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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