I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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