please come you make the beer taste better
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Damn victory sex feels great
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
