Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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