next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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