my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
is it fun? or sober?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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