I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I want to fling myself into the sun
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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