great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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