Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
You had me at "let me see your balls"
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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