you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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