kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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