go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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