She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
So many bounce houses so little time
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
