it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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