do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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