I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Randomize
