You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
After tacos, we're chasing women.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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