He asked to "fluff my boner.."
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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