Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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