So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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