those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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