So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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