i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
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There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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