Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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