Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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