Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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