Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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