can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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