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we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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