best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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