Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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