i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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