nut hugger
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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