Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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