the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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