So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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