She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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