I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
pop tarts are not kleenex
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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