so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
