Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
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