I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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