some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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