Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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