At least make sure they are 18
Why
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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