Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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