what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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