Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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