everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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