i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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