: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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