super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
He shit in the fireplace
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