Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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