PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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