spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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