I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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